Coming Out Alive

其貌不(🤺)扬的美术馆警卫亚当成了一名(🐹)艺术系(xì )女学生的期(qī )末作业，她野心勃勃要让他从头到脚彻底改(🧞)头换面……

灯光下，门口一个高大(dà )的身影漫不经心地斜倚着(zhe )，戴着鸭舌帽，帽檐压得极低，只(zhī )瞥(😘)到弧度流畅(chàng )深刻的下颌线条(tiáo )。

两人一路前(qián )行，很快就走到了小区门口，霍靳北却忽然脚步一(🐃)转，走向了小区旁(páng )边的一家小面馆。

离这三个小家伙(huǒ )最近(👘)(jìn )的成年电鳞人首先(🎑)发(⛴)现这群脱离安全(🔎)范围的小家伙，正准备把他们抓回来。

眼见(🦍)她不回答，鹿然又问了一句(👱)：(🉐)姐姐，我可以认识你(nǐ )吗？

The Professor dispenses the wisdom of the ages and does not make a living wage. The sons of the rich and powerful are students lacking any motivation....

本该是场浪漫的(de )周年纪念旅行，直到风趣的他出现，意外的插曲让这对年轻夫妇深陷危(🚚)机，如处地(📭)狱…

Swifty the Arctic fox works in the mail room of the Arctic Blast Delivery Service but dreams of one day becoming a Top Dog (the Arctic's star husky couriers). To prove himself worthy of the Top Dog role, Swifty secretly commandeers one of the sleds and delivers a mysterious package to a mysterious location. He stumbles upon a secret fortress where he comes face to face with Doc Walrus, a blubbery evil genius who walks around on mechanical legs and commands a loyal army of oddly polite puffin henchmen. Swifty soon discovers Doc Walrus' plan to melt the polar ice caps and flood the world in order to reign as supreme leader. Now, Swifty has to enlist the help of his friends: PB, an introverted polar bear, Lemmy, a scatterbrained albatross, Sal and Weez, two conspiracy theorist otters and Jade Fox, a tough as nails mechanic. This ragtag group of Arctic misfits has to band together to stop Doc Walrus' sinister plans and save the day.

It's the old dark house plot again with added gore. Foolish young people take shelter in in old house or in this case, hotel and all hell then breaks loose. Not one of the most original stories in the field of horror films and sadly there is nothing really new in this made for TV movie. Other than the only known case of death by washing machine that is! Made in 1989 but looks even more dated than that, the jocks and bimbos in the American splatter films were pretty air-headed but they were always far worse and incredibly stupid in the European ones. Anyone with an ounce of sense would see what a 'con-damned' building this house was and run for the hills. These just wait around aimlessly to be picked off by the forces of evil. The sound dubbing isn't very good either and somewhat annoying as none of the voices seem to be in tune with the actors. And the small child while I guess, is supposed to be cute is just a major pain in the backside. But then again, none of the cast are sympathetic and you don't really care what happens to them. Thus it rattles onto a dull finale and disappointment. Like a lot of Spanish and Italian films in this genre, the horror effects happen for no rhyme or reason, just to try to elicit a scare. There has to be some bounds of credibility and logic in even the most dopey plots.